Not sure why I'm here and not out disco dancing or doing some worthy charity work... oh well actually I do... I lied... now dont look at me like that, ok ok... I'm here because I like ladies. See, now I've said it I feel all liberated. I mean ladies just smell nice dont they. I know they say they dont want any chips in MacDonalds and then eat all mine, but they do smell nice. FACT!

I’m really good at.. avoiding questions, irritating people, spending money frivolously, making fish finger sandwiches, Wii sports, hand tied bow-ties, flirting, scalextric, stamping on ping-pong balls, eating crisps, forgetting to charge my mobile, being good... and being very naughty..

The first thing people usually notice about me... is my imaginary friend Derek

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books - I like learning stuff, reading Derren Brown at the moment which is freaking me out. I'm worried I'm going to self hypnotise myself and then get stuck in a trance and end up in a bad Robin Williams film. I also like Michael Crichton - yes I know its a bit nerdy - but I love all that scary science stuff!

movies - chitty chitty bang bang.. BIG TIP!! Children - never, not ever ever ever agree to lollipops from a long haired man with a big pointy nose - no matter if he is wearing a flowery hat at the time. Its a trap and you'll end up in the back of his carriage and he'll whisk you off somewhere scary. Then you'll be stuck until****Van Dyke comes to the rescue.

music - ecclectic - but predominantly Dance

food - fish and chips, roast beef, cucumber sandwiches, strawberries and cream, and any other cliched culinary delights our US cousins like to think we eat! Ha! er... no actually I really do like those things - well except cucumber sandwiches. That'd just be ridiculous! Anyway - Jeeves - pass the Pimms please Wimbledon is about to start

I'm a good looking, clean, discrete guy looking to meet and date and have fun...
Sexy demanding selfish women are hot! Ha! x
I drive, I'm well educated and I'm solvent!
If you're interested give me a shout - speak soon

Oh and I have a secret fetish!
* A Little update.. NO! It isnt anything bad, pervy or that would get me arrested or on Jerry Springer!

** Second general update.. Is it wrong of me to say that I prefer bad girls? Ive chatted lots on here and its all very 'pleasant'. I hate that word! Ha! I've only actually met 1 girl from here, who was great by the way, and we had a drink and it was a pleasant afternoon in a pub garden, but theres that word again!

Anyway, if you're a baddy, naughty, up to no good, mischief maker maybe you should get in touch?!