I may not be handsome like George Clooney, or be rich like Bill Gates, but....

I come with a warranty....
I cook a mean Thanksgiving dinner
I sing better than Bob Dylan (wait...EVERYBODY sings better than Bob Dylan)
Only the sun is a better heat source
I will warm a towel for you if you are taking a long bath....
Kissing is underrated...
You can set every clock ahead 10 minutes if it will help you be on time
That outfit does not make you look fat
I can bake and frost a cake from scratch....
I like to go to the Dollar Store and ask how much an item costs...
I actually enjoy cuddling after sex
I'd take Mary Ann over Ginger
You can hold the TV remote control
I have never been to Guam
Bonus points if you play golf
I always open doors for my woman
I know what a bidet is
Did I mention that kissing is underrated?
Shopping is not a sport -
I usually don't speed, but pass many people who do...
A gentleman will always hold your chair and help you with your coat -
Yes, I was mentally undressing you -
I have never had a cup of coffee in my life
Monty Python cracks me up
My son and I will now be dating at the same time...weird....
I can fold laundry - but I suck at ironing...
Don't burn your bridges unless you are an excellent swimmer
Foreplay is more than yelling "Brace yourself, Margaret!"
I am afraid of heights, but want to get my pilot's license...
Double bonus points if you know what movie "double dog dare you" is from
I know all sorts of worthless trivia
Don't make anybody a priority who only consider you to be an option
Prefer Neil Diamond over Barry Manilow
I always put the toilet seat down
I have only been interviewed on TV once
Last one out of the bed makes it -
I have been called a big teddy bear
Your shoes should not outnumber my golf clubs
I'm not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was...
You either make the dinner or do the dishes, not both -
I have memorized the movie "That Thing You Do"
This space reserved for a really snappy thought
How can anybody walk in high heels? -
I heard it is normal to goose women on trains in Paris
You will crave my gentleness
Chick flick to action movie ratio of 2-1 is acceptable
I didn't number these, are you keeping count?
My kisses are like potato chips - you can't stop at just one....
Triple bonus points if you have a photo dressed as a cheerleader
I will warm up your side of the bed on a cold winter night...

Ah, decisions....decisions...

I though maybe bungee jumping would be a good idea. You know, show my adventurous side. Then I realized that my crying and whimpering would not make a good first impression. Nude modeling would likely be awkward...(even with my "Ladies first!" policy).

So, thinking more mainstream, I figured that a movie would limit our ability to talk without getting "shushed". A nice walk would be subject to the inevitable downpour.
Helping feed the poor was an admirable thought...but then I realized that I might appear like I couldn't afford a decent meal...

In the end, I guess that what you do is far less important than who you do it with. A good first date could be either a nice meal, with plenty of time to talk. Plus I can show that I don't talk with my mouth full, and I can be trusted with a knife and fork.

So that is how my weird mind works. What would YOU like to do? (BTW, it's okay to say "yes" to the nude modeling.....)