Well, I tried looking for a millionaire so that I could begin to live in the manner I was supposed to, only that didn't quite pan out. So then I tried winning big at the casinos and yep, that didn't work out either. I actually was worse off than I was before I became addicted to gambling. So then, I went back to look for a millionaire again and ended up falling for his pool guy and well that didn't work out either.
Now, I'm here because I have spent so much time and money looking for that elusive dream that I can't afford a paying dating site. I know, it's a sad life...
Now, I've realized that all I ever really wanted was the simple life, only not quite as simple as it has become. I guess some drama every now and then would be nice.
I don't have a lot of baggage as I lost that gambling as well, but I do still have a sense of humor. Which is why I'm still looking for my knight in shining armor. Ok well not so shiny is ok too.
I enjoy hiking but my body doesn't always like to cooperate. I bowl occasionally but my shoulder is messed up. I exercise just enough to be able to say I exercise but not really enough to have a set of six pack abs.
I can't go from jeans to a black dress because I don't own one. My idea of dining out is usually a bag of chips on the back porch with a diet soda. Gotta watch the calories after the entire bag of chips. I'm totally addicted to chocolate and try to eat at least 5 servings a day. I own a Harley, but since I dumped it I just sit and look at it now. Yeah, it still runs but not with me on it. I enjoy laughing but find that I don't do it enough. I love to watch TV, it's basically my best friend next to my dog who likes to take walks and tries to get me to go with her. I just love Country Western music because it's great to watch people dance to, only I don't dance so I listen to soft rock because it lifts my spirits especially when my arm won't. So in conclusion, I want someone who is totally the opposite of me, male would be nice to start with. Must have a sense of humor, knows how to handle his liquor but who also knows how to handle his woman better. Someone who can motivate me to get out of bed and get dressed and maybe even teach me to cook.
If you've gotten this far all I have to say is "I'm totally amazed". If I get an email from you, I'll have to wonder what captured your attention. (I'm gonna think it was the Harley!) Good luck in your quest and happy hunting.

Buy the bag of potato chips but he has to provide the soda. We could dine out on my back porch.