I drink, smoke and run around my apartment in my birthday suit!!!! ~Sorry~ Please don't read anything into that.... I simply enjoy being naked rather than wearing tight jeans all the time....I know what your thinking, this guy must be somekind of sex "freak" right ? NOT !!!! Actually it's been so long since I've "you know" I'm not sure if I still remember how !!!! It's simply a comfort issue that I have learned to enjoy over the years. I'm not much of a "go out" kind-a guy because of my work schedule. I pretty much work the grave yard shift and hate it but the pay is good so I march on. I know it would be easer to find a "turtle wearing tennis shoes" than someone that's OK with the above but I'm hopefull !!!! I have my faults as you already know but don't we all ???? I miss having a person that loves being pampered because I love that most of all !!!! As you might have alerady guessed, the pedistale thing is my short fall....
Oh,one more thing. I know this is hard to believe but "I" invented "Couch Potato" !!!! Yes, I know what your thinking but I did think of it first !!!! ~smiles~

I'm open to whatever but my schedule has it's limits. I'm a pretty good cook so maybe that's an option.