-Making fun of people to compensate for my low self esteem
-Wearing ridiculous pants
-80's porn for couples
-Not changing my intonation when I'm being sarcastic and then calling you an idiot if you can't tell when I'm being sarcastic
-Being terrified of the idea of being an adult
-Laughing at inappropriate moments
-Getting distracted easily
-Harassing people on the internet
-Humanizing my cats so that I feel less pathetic about having them as my best friends
-Wasting hours on youtube
-Being socially awkward to the point of mild autism
-Not smiling in pictures (I only put up that picture so morons would stop msging me telling me to smile)
-Not looking like Kirsten Dunst
-Menciaing other people's jokes
-Going on dates with losers so that I have good stories for later

Here is what I am listening to: Ghostland Observatory, M83, Cut Copy, unai, Erlend Oye, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Sam Cooke, Hot Chip, Bloc Party, Radiohead, Junior Boys, The Knife, Chromeo, Hercules & Love Affair, The Whitest Boy Alive

If you listen to shitty music, we probably won't get along. Or, at the very least, I'll make fun of you a lot.

If you're incapable of having fun sober, don't bother wasting either of our time.

If you know whether "either of our time" is grammatically correct or not, please let me know.

Don't msg me about my "tats". I won't respond.

I'm sick of guys msging me without even reading my profile. Unless you make the subject line "Eugene Levy", I am definitely not responding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdo2iSoUYVM&feature=channel_page