i am a shy timid person with erectile disfunctions. im ackward as sh*t and get scared by loud noises. im allergic to peanuts and dairy products. im also addicted to huffing computer duster and whippits. WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOHOHOOO!

the morning mist gently rose from the base of the tree line. as it thinned beams of pale sunlight shawn through warming the earth beneath it. the warmth spread bringing the sounds of the world with it. hundreds of birds harmonized a beatiful melody as i stumbled my ass out of bed and struggled with my keys shifting them just right, unlocking a bustedass old truck. a paper cups tumbles out tinning on the ground along with some loose papers and a hairy lollypop. i leap onto the soft warm benchseat all manly like and gently move my smoothie stained blender aside and clear a spot , just for you, starting the truck i take off with a mission leaving nothing but a puff of smoke ... and some garbage wich i might clean up later i havent really decided yet. a high pitch squeel from the brakes sounds as i stop near your place. i lick my fingers and looking into the rearview mirror and slick my eyebrows. nice. i jump out landing on your door step i give one soft knock. you open the door slowly, intregued and exited as the door slowly opens the bright sun beams through the crack. a gust of warm wind blows the door open a silloette of a man.. a really.. big man stands before you. you squint trying to focus. beams of bright light surround him almost as if originating from him. he looks sharply at you, birds fly out from his shadow and you hear the faint sound of a harp. "yo" he says "you wanna come do some campin and huff some whippits... WHOOOOO WHOOOHOH". then your all like "i love you" then we bone. yea thats sweet.