baby! you make me wanna change the alphabet and put "I" next to "U" - haha! that's my line. sad huh? but seriously, i am a philosopher. you are the beauty - ya need an admirer. everything beautiful does. i like

* tying my shoes
* playing red light green light
* putting panties on my head and running around the apartment naked while you laugh hysterically when i trip on a dog toy
* dinner, movies, holding hands (aweeee!), smooching, giggling, playing mystery science 3000 to indie films and yoga

anyway, i do computer work...i'd explain it but most people go "blah, blah, blah..." i do chores but i HATE laundry. i have two chocolate labs. we grow up so slowly don't we? us dogs? hehe i have a passion to make women laugh so hard they snort and they get all embarrassed and blah, blah, blah...

so here is the situation: i have a man pad. looking around, i can report pretty darn clean for a guy. the sofa has two dogs. hockey is on. because you're not here. i have books. read. food. healthy guy. thin. dazzling blue eyes. a dimpled smile. have my own life. i can banter with the best of 'em. one of best friends is my ma. she's a stitch. am divorced. am happy. lost my pokka-dotted g-strings with the whistle in the front. women are always better at finding things than men. women are better at a lot of things than men. women seem to over-analyze and men seem to under-analyze. let's get together. agree to disagree a few years from now. i'll buy you roses when i am in trouble. you'll - well - let's just keep this PG for now - when you are in trouble.

i like pretty girls with brains. if i saw you in a bar, i might approach because you were beautiful. i would stay around if you have brains. i hope you think the same.

what's with the lifetime channel thing anyway? women love that crap! i don't get it. there is always some woman getting beat up or cheated on or something...hehe