I'm not kidding, I love pickles. There are 4 different kinds of pickles in my fridge right now.

I've been told I'm funny but I feel like I'm always offending someone, usually whatever I'm thinking comes straight out without hesitation. Oops! I love watching MMA, hockey (go wings!!) and football. But hate playing sports. I love music and work with bands in my spare time. Love playing video games and sitting around a campfire in the summer months.

I'm tattooed and peirced (I'll show you where, maybe..), but I'm a huge nerd at heart, I know how to play dungeons & dragons and used to DM my own V:TM games. I've also got my MCSE, CompTIA and I thinking about my CCNA. I once lived in NYC and I have a creepy obsession with Anthropology. I'm also a horror movie junkie, but really really good horror movies, like the old Dawn Of The Dead, and not like Saw 14.

I also love the idea of cooking, but it never ever works out in my favor, so if you can stomach one of my creations and smile afterwards, you're a keeper!


Oh yeah- I do NOT like boys that wear more makeup than I do, or take more than 25mins to go from PJs to ready to head off to where ever we're going (this means you, metrosexuals!).
3 biggest turn ons are tattoos, peircings and animal lovers.
Bonus points if you know how to spell, or have a cute dog.
I'm a curvy girl, if you have issues with curvy girls then don't waste my time, there are plenty of men out there who can appreciate a girl with a good rack!

Surprise me.