I am a Corporate Genius. A Consultant, in other words. It can be boring, but someone has to do it

So, my hair length and beard presence vary, depending on where I am working, at the moment

Basically, the short story is I was placed in a box and put on a high shelf several years back. At home. And at work.

I like Picnics and a walk or hike in a park on a Sunday afternoon

I am ME!
I like PDA
I like Rain
I like Dogs
I like Snow
I am Active
I LOVE Cats
I like to Hike
I like to Cook
I do not Smoke
I am a Thespian
I no longer Golf
I am not a drunk
I no longer Bowl
I do not eat Fish
I am NOT LIBERAL
I am a Consultant
I shop for Groceries
I do not wear Crocs
I do not like Snakes
I do not Shoot Darts
I do not Casual Date
I LIKE Thunderstorms
I do not travel Abroad
I no longer ride Horses
I do not visit Starbucks
I like Drive In Theaters
I am a Published Author
I am not fond of Rodents
I do not like Mean People
I do not cuss (very much)
I like a weekly Date Night
I do not support Abortion
I do not have any Tattoo's
I have never been on Ski's
I will not wear Birkenstocks
I do not hang out with Snobs
I do not have Bushy Eyebrows
I do not drive an Imported Car
I am a Published Photographer
I DO NOT listen to Country Music
I never ever use the word "Eclectic"
I never ever use the term "Carpe Diem"
I do not like the Cardinals or the Packers
I do not hate every body, and every thing
I participate in the Bible Based celebrations
I am not a fan of high school or college sports
I used to watch NASCAR, but it usually turned into a nap
I am not a fan of Jeff Gordon, Tony Stuart, or Jimmy Johnson
I like to take a lot of vacations, and enjoy improptu Road Trips
I do not have a motorcycle. Might get another. I used to ride one with Red Lights and a Siren

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Ladies.....

Smile
Be nice
9 cat limit
Maybe more
No mustaches
No shaved heads
Beards considered
Pointy ears tolerated
Cooking is not required
Should have a personality
Pet alligators will be rejected
Must not live with ex-boyfriend
Must not live with the ex-husband
Daughter of a FORD Dealer encouraged
Police background check WILL be conducted
Should have proper conduct when out in public
Serious allergies to flannel nightgowns is a big plus
Will DEFINITELY consider someone who HATES sports
Should enjoy wearing dresses and heels or jeans and heels
Preferably have less than 3 DUI convictions during the last year

I think the guy should be older, several years older. NO MORE than a year younger.

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I would rather live out of the way. A small town. Or in the country.
I would rather live here, than there.
I would rather live in Edelstein, than Peoria.
I would rather live in Winslow, than Freeport.
I would rather live in Estes Park, than Denver.
I would rather live in Gatlinburg, than Knoxville.
I would rather live in Danvers, than Bloomington.
I would rather live in Sugar Grove, than Naperville.
I would rather live in Siren, WI than the Twin Cities.
I would rather live in Monroe or New Glarus, then Madison.
I would rather live in Grandview, than Springfield. ??? Go Figure
I would rather live just about any where than in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Describe what would you do for a first date? After the the above lists, I generally don't have to worry about it. Since I won't settle for the first person that comes along, or compromise with a mismatch, "WE" could be a long way off.