i'm a sweet, honest, adventurous, intelligent guy looking for the same in a girl. don't be afraid to ask me anything, no matter how strange or personal. you don't have to be shy. if you have a nice family, have never been on 'girls gone wild', have all your teeth, have never spent time in prison, and don't wear furry boots, i like you already! if you love italian food and motorcycles, that's a big plus. but really what it all comes down to is finding someone who i can wake up next to every morning and no matter how messy her hair is, how bad her breath smells, and how much drool is on her pillow, i wouldn't change a thing about her and i fall in love with her all over again. so what are you waiting for? contact me!

some random things about me:
i just became an uncle! - if i could only listen to one band for the rest of my life it would be led zeppelin - if i could only watch one tv show for the rest of my life it would probably be seinfeld, or possibly family guy - i'm not really into video games but i'll kick anyone's butt at guitar hero - i have a vast amount of odd trivia stored in my head so you definitely want me as your partner when playing trivial pursuit - i once accidentally mooned an entire soccer stadium - i would like to travel to italy someday - i would love to find a girl who knows how to fold fitted bed sheets - i used to bodyguard celebrities - i was the spelling bee champ of the 7th grade (the word 'psalmist' still haunts me) - i hate grocery shopping alone - i am a great cook - i will never have a fauxhawk, wear a pink shirt, or pop my collar - my favorite color is yellow - my favorite holiday is groundhog day - i still know all the words to 'ice ice baby'

some things i like:
pasta - motorcycles - girl scout cookies - mountain dew - good conversation - playing poker, bocce ball, boardgames - typing in all lower-case - hikes in the woods - photography - roller coasters - singing in the shower - driving through large puddles - bowling - bonfires - going to cavaliers/browns/indians/monsters games - new socks - giving and receiving massages - olive garden - dave & buster's - staying up late - sleeping in - breakfast at any time of day - doing charity work - imitation bacon bits - watching dvds

some things i don't like:
country music - loud cellphone talkers - granny panties - smokers - seafood (but would like to try sushi one day) - slow drivers - minivans - mushrooms - nascar - criminals - beans (except for jelly beans and mr. bean) - hairy girls - politics - potato salad - people who say 'anywho' - facial piercings - not a fan of bellybutton piercings. it wouldn't necessarily turn me off but i think a nice plain bellybutton is much sexier

even if you're not interested in me, i hope i at least made you smile!

if i'm with the right person, it doesn't really matter. even the worst date would turn out great.