Sandwich maker wanted
Construction worker (sandwich eater) seeks sandwich maker this is a full time job though it will not fill your day you should also have a secondary job.35 to 47 years of life experience preferred.A good working knowledge of bread,buns,different cold cuts,cheese,lettuce,and condiments preferred but not necessary, training provided for the right candidate.
Work place hazards: This position is not for the faint of heart,onion juices,frequent and persistent sexual harassment imminent from sandwich eater.
Pay scale:Monetary retribution will not apply to this position instead a life long commitment of respect,faithfulness,devotion and honesty will ensue.
Perks: This position comes with full health and dental benefits,retirement package after 20 years of sandwich making.
Sense of humor is a definite must,all candidates should provide a recent photo with updated resume,they should be fit with a passion for living life,anyone with a negative attitude need not apply.

Thank you in advance for your interest in this position.Andrew(the sandwich eater)

Somthing fun comes to mind starting off with a drink or coffee see if we have that first" hey shes hot and from you hey his knuckles aren't dragging on the ground great"kind of feeling and then go out and have some fun or food and talk.