Do you really know anyone who would admit that there only true quality is that they are really, really funny? Not good looking, not terribly successful, barely intelligent at all is about as refined as crude oil *before* they extract it out of the ground? Then baby get ready... because I am all that a quarter bucket full of half eaten shrimp tails.

Oh yes... a venerable astute plethoria of sarcastic whimsey, a bold man who isn't afraid to bring shame to himself for a couple of laughs. My idea of a good time is laughing and carrying on... not like the 31 year old self that I am, but rather the 14 year old self that lives in my head. Yes I am irresponsible, a completely hopeless cause of comedic ambivalence caught in the updraft of political distress that I could care less about. Take a chance on me and see if I could be the life of your party, or simply the crazy guy that wakes up the next morning with his pants around his ankles, a wicked headache and can barely recall how he got there. I live off Sambuca and Drambuie, also Crystal Light... and have a severe need to eat fish all the time. You'll never know what I will say next, or whether or not I'll say anything at all, so if I made you laugh feel free to drop me a line. I'm funny about 10% of the time, the rest of the time I am sleeping or watching the Simpsons.

Wouldn't I make the perfect mate?

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If I had more than sixteen cents to my name, I would take a lovely gal out to McDonalds for a fine romantic meal of chicken nuggets and french fries. Yeah... and for desert, I was thinking one of those runny milk shakes that taste like cascade? That sounds awesome...

After that... I was thinking that it would be keen to take up blind bingo, and a concert with musicians who specialize at playing for the deaf. Then... we could return to my place and crash on my hammock that belongs to my neighbor in their yard... your job of course being the bite toy for their vicious guard dog so I could get a good nights rest!!

If that didn't make you laugh then you are taking me WAY to seriously. Funny remember? Clownfish? Fool of fools...