Hmmmm...what to say? Well, I enjoy music, traveling, food, parties, concerts, good conversation, and nature. I'm looking for a smart girl with a good sense of humor. I'm not really into quiet and reserved girls. Not that there is anything wrong with being quiet and reserved, I just enjoy being around people who talk a lot. If that description sounds like you, send me a message.
Oh, a good friend of mine allowed me to look at all of the messages that she receives daily from her online account. She belongs to one of those "other" dating sites. Girls, I am soooooo sorry. I had no idea what you all go through online. I now know that a set of pretty eyes and a nice smile can attract every loser, perv, and sicko on the web. I know that it must be exhausting to deal with 100+ messages from desperate guys every week, but please do not be one of those women that say, "Guys do not find me attractive". I know that that's not true, and you know that that's not true. So let's not start the relationship off with a lie OK?
Anyway's, here's me in a nutshell;
-I'm not 50+ years old trying to pick up on 20 year olds. That's just...disturbing. Conversly, if you are 50+ looking at my profile, please do not think that anything is going to happen between us. The world only needs 1 Ashton Kutcher.
-I am not "needy" by any means. This is a dating site, and it's obvious why we're all on here. I'm looking for a girlfriend, not for someone to be my mommy. lol
-I am single by choice, and I am content with my life. Meaning that I do not have that "hole in my heart" where I feel incomplete. Well...at least I don't think that my heart has a hole in it. I have plenty of "options" available to me, but am still waiting for the right one to come along. A guy as gorgeous as me has a God given right to be extremely picky! (That's a joke. I'm really not that conceited.)
-I am one of the most honest people that you will ever meet, sometimes blatantly so. Think "Greg House" minus the limp and drug problem. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you are missing out on one of the best shows on TV.
-I have friends scattered throughout this country, and I have been known to take spontaneous trips to visit them. Of all of the states I have visited, California has the most beautiful weather that I've ever seen. How can you not like 70 degrees with a constant breeze in the middle of August? That said, Cali also has the craziest drivers that I have ever seen. Who made it legal for motorcycles to weave through traffic over there anyway? Nothing against the cyclist, it's just with all of the nuts driving cars, trucks, and SUVs, this is just insanely unsafe.
-I was an extra on CSI Miami. Believe it or not, they film that show in Long Beach. FYI, the give-a-way should have been seeing the "Queen Mary" pictured in the background. That ship is not, nor has it ever been, located in Miami.
-I am not some sex crazed creep who is looking for an online booty call. My time is important to me, and it is much easier to figure out what kind of person I'd like to hang out with by reading a profile, as opposed to attempting to decipher the language of "Drunken Slurring" at some bar. Don't get me wrong. I love going to bars, but they are not the best places to meet people.
-I am one of only 10 men on the planet who can admit when he is wrong. Fortunatly, I haven't been wrong yet.
-I'm a Leo. This means that I'm practically perfect in every way. Scratch that. I AM perfect in every way. :D
-And finally, I have an extremely sarcastic sense of humor. You've been warned.
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