What could I say that hasn't been said a thousand times before? As with all things, it's really better to find out for yourself instead of letting someone else sway you with their opinions, even if that someone is me. If nothing else, I promise you won't be bored. For those of you who just can't deal with surprises, I guess we'll do a little spoiler, just for you. If you want a rapier-like wit, an intellect worthy of Aristotle, and the body that Brad Pitt actually has been trying to emulate for years, well....dreams are beautiful things to have and I wish you well with yours. On the other hand, if you want a kindergarten teacher turned corporate trainer who can actually use words of three or more syllables correctly in a sentence, likes to play golf and tennis(guess that makes me a yuppie eh? sigh...), and even has all of his teeth, well then, your ship has come in. Oh, one last thing...if you've had to ask someone to explain any of the things I've just said, then please move along. You're just blockin' the road. If it works for you, I much prefer IMing to emailing. Being the good American that I am, I have to have that immediate gratification. d*mn, I forgot I'm supposed to say what I'm looking for too, aren't I? I guess that's easy enough. I'm all about keeping things simple these days, so let's just try this...be nice. That's all I'm really looking for. Some nice people to counteract all of the not so nice people that have to be dealt with on a daily basis.