i love movies. i love music. i love the moment. i love uncontrollable blushing. i love pedicures. i love chivalry. i love white. i love mario parties. i love orange blossoms. i love my iPod. i love the red & purple skittles. i love candle-lit bubble baths. i love hot-air balloons. i love dancing in cars. i love vanilla cupcakes. i love travelling. i love swimming. i love board games. i love thunderstorms. i love black & white photos. i love starbucks. i love sharkwater. i love the beatles. i love vampires. i love video games. i love lucky cat. i love sour blue soothers. i love books. i love sleeping. i love my family. i love transformers. i love shopping. i love the olive garden. i love french-vanilla hot chocolate. i love animal prints. i love watermelon flavoured lip gloss. i love drinking games. i love big bird footprints in snow. i love seashells. i love half-birthdays. i love penguin gloves. i love lime jell-O.

... in a lover ... i'm looking for my bestfriend, i want someone who is independent, someone who is happy to share hobbies and interests with me, i want a funny, witty man who can make me laugh out loud even during the most inappropriate times, i want someone who is honest with me, just not brutal or extremely hurtful, i want a loyal and committed lover, i know eyes wander ... mine do, i want someone who is active, i want someone who likes to go camping, i want someone who will be my partner in crime, my man must love roller-coasters and theme parks, i need someone who is a great cook ... i can't even make kraft dinner right, he must be good with kids, i want them, just not now, i want someone who doesn't need my approval or validation, he needs to be happy with who he is, i need someone who is patient, i don't want to do laundry every single day, i want an amazing kisser that gives me butterflies everytime his lips touch my body, i love surprises and a spontaneous lover would definitely excite me, i'm a sucker for those teddy bear hugs that bring me so close and are just all over, i want a dominating and aggressive lover and i would love someone who isn't afraid to show affection ...

100 benefits of being MY boyfriend
. i will worship you like a god
. i don't snore
. i'm not allergic to a single thing
. i won't care if our clothes don't match
. i'm a fan of pizza and wings too
. i took shop, i can hang my own pictures
. i'll shower you with kisses when you kill a spider for me
. i won't 'let myself go'
. you have someone to come home to
. i will not cheat on you, period, end of story
. i brush my teeth quite often
. i think dinner and a movie is a great date
. i love costumes, especially the kind you remove for me
. i won't use all the hot water
. i like chin stubble
. i'm okay with silence
. i love being tickled
. go ahead, watch the game
. i recycle
. my skin will feel soft against yours
. i'll make you dinner
. video games are awesome
. i'm slippery when wet
. i won't care if you don't iron your shirt
. i'll make you laugh
. i've never read playboy for the articles
. i don't hog the blankets
. i'll never drink your last beer
. you can cook everything on the barbeque
. i'll pretend i didn't see you check out that chick
. i'll interrupt your shower, everytime
. seeing your smile will brighten my day
. i'll always be impressed by how strong you are
. i know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
. i sleep naked
. i love giving massages
. i don't care if you leave the seat up
. i like porn
. i won't mess with your hair
. i pump my own gas
. i'm great with directions so you won't need to ask
. i don't have many guy friends
. you'll always have a date to that family function
. i give road head
. i'll let you beat me at poker
. i don't care if you go out with the boys
. i like it when you pull my hair
. i think it's hot when you come home all dirty
. i'd rather go commando
. i'd make you feel like a million bucks
. i'd never ask you to go to lunch with my mother
. when you wash the dishes, it turns me on
. my heart will jump everytime you walk through the door
. i don't care if you cut your toe nails in the living room
. i won't forget your birthday and i'll remind you when mine's coming
. i know where to put the oil in my car
. i won't have sex with your friends or family members
. i always open a window when i paint
. i can take the wrapper off a starburst candy using just my tongue
. i dig public sex
. i don't care if you leave your socks on
. you'll never have to do your laundry again
. my best friend isn't a guy
. you'll sleep better when i'm next to you
. i'll thank you everytime you get the door for me
. i'll never give you crap in front of your friends
. we can watch your movie first
. i eat meat
. i'll always have smooth legs
. i like it when my hair gets messed up
. my family is just as crazy as yours
. i'll always want more
. i smell really good
. when i can, i give to charity
. i can be ready in 30 minutes or less
. i look both ways before i cross the street
. i'll look cute in your shirt
. i lose at arm wrestling, everytime
. i'll flash you at the store when no one is looking
. i'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
. i'll never say 'nothing's wrong' when really something is
. i can play chopsticks on the piano better than ray charles
. i think it's hot when you masturbate
. i know that whipped cream goes on more than just sundaes
. i don't eat yellow snow
. i like it when you talk about me to your friends
. my chin fits 'just right' in your shoulder when you hold me close
. i'll understand if you get jealous
. i've never had sexual relations with bill clinton or anyone named bill
. i'll let you drive everytime if you want
. i buy a new toothbrush when the blue bit wears down
. i would never send you to the store for tampons
. flowers will get you laid everytime
. i have clean socks that you can borrow if you run out
. i've taken the coke/pepsi challenge and won
. i can almost everytime find waldo
. it's okay, i don't really expect you to last longer than 10 minutes
. i don't care if you eat off my plate
. i know the difference between they're, there and their
. you will always have someone to cuddle with
. after reading this you've already got too much invested anyways

... the only way a first date would even happen is if i felt you were serious about wanting a relationship and serious about me as a person ... then it depends on the man and the season!