ok first off the basics...
1: i cant dance for shit...i look like im haveing siezers when i try and people have a tendency to call for life flight on the scene...not cool...this doesnt mean i wont dance.... i have no problem makeing a fool of my self...it just means that it wont be pretty, and the chances of some careing citizen tackling me and shoving a piece of leather in my mouth to prevent biting of the tounge are pretty high.

2: i dont follow sports, i used to but i noticed that any team i was for lost...so being superstitious i quit following the games and low and behold the sox win the world series..coincidence...i think not

3: im not perfect, i have my faults...i swear, i drink, i sometimes smoke, eat crappy food when i want to, im human damnit im not some machine with out a personality and no sense of life

4: im a smart ass, with a sarcastic and occasionally quick witted tongue, that can sting like a viper....*hiss hiss*

5: although looks play an important roll they arent everything, i want a girl with a great personality, who can laugh and enjoy life as much as i do, is interested in some of the things i am, is able to look past my faults, and accept me for me, great mother qualities are a must, as i do plan to make babies, and a job that pays decent enough to help to raise that family is prefered....although looks arent the most important thing, a girl who takes care of herself physically is more my style

6: i work at a maximum security prison,(pays good, if our numbers are correct by 2012 ill be making about 70k ayear, dear god please dont let the world end....i wanna buy my toys) and getting time off is a pain in the ass, as it never shuts down, my shift sucks (3pm-11pm with tue-wed off) and make it hard to meet new people as well as find time to hang out at a decent hour.

7: i dont tolerate cheaters, you cheat on me once and your gone, i dont care if you tripped and magically fell on his D.ic.k repeatedly...get the hell out, call me a lieing sack of crap if you will , but im a loyal lover, when im in a relationship with some one, im with them alone, iv been cheated on before and it freaken sucks, id rather i break up with some one than put them through that...

8: im really laid back, nothing much bothers me, i just like having a good time

9: i like to travel..im talking everywhere..seen 95% of america so far have yet to see Hawaii/Alaska/or a few uppernorth eastern states. i want to travel across seas. I would like to try bungee jumping, skydiving, hangliding. I enjoy the forest to the cities, i love to ride around on quads (would be doing it now but i killed mine...its in atv heaven now *cries gently*) I wouldnt mind atempting a real camping trip..like say a trip to canadas back country, real forest real camping, none of this camper wimpyness, but i have yet to find a group to attempt this with, and as of right now im inexperienced enough to attempt it my self...(ill need some one who runs slow incase a bear attacks.... in which case, you will be missed).

10: my sense of humor is some what goofy to downright raunchy, i will find humor in anything, i can be heavy on the sarcasm, i can be quick witted...(when im not tired). I like to joke around, if i can put a smile on your face at least once aday...im happy....i like to read sci-fi, western, mystery, etc, etc, anything with a storyline that pulls you in and wont let you go. I like to paintball, although i havent had the time to do it as much as id like in the last few years,but im also content to stay at home and feed myface while watching a movie.

11: ROMANCE: im going to say this and not feel gay about it...i like to cuddle, im content to lay there wrapped in each others arms all night just enjoying each others company, its romantic, relaxing, and peacful. Im a touch kinda guy, i like to give back massages, my friends want me to take up massage therapy as a profession, but the idea of working my hands all over a fat sweaty guy named pete, isnt so appealing....he doesnt even have to be named pete....just fat and sweaty....or a guy....

12: my main goal in life is to own some property and build a nice logcabin house on it, i will meet this goal, even if i have to scrounge and save or pimp myself out to rich old ladies, *casts wink oprahs way* i will have that logcabin home

13: no matter what i type or say in this post, it still doesnt tell the real me, the real me is best seen, and heard in person, its pretty much the only true way to get to know some one, we could type or text till our fingers fall off, or talk on the phone till our ears bleed, but no matter what a persons true colors/self show through in person.....so if you have no intention of actually meeting, and all you want is some one to talk to, chances are im going to lose interest, im here to meet people, either with intentions of starting a serious relationship, or just as friends, this seems to be a major concern and i can see why, but just because we meet dont mean i wanna sleep with you, iv met a few people on this site who iv become friends with and thats it, if there isnt a connection there, and we just know that we could never be more, im fine with friendship, i may be a guy, and we may think with our D.ic.ks on a regular basis, but belive it or not, some of us can control this

if you can read all this and you've checked my profile and have the ability to forgive the horrible spelling mistakes, lack of gramatical care, and all my other faults and liked what you read by all means send me a message......and if youve seen me peaking at your profile, but i didnt send you a message and youd like to talk...dont be shy, send me a tell and chances are ill hit you back

honestly any where is fine, just as long as you can get to know the person, museums, six flags, dinner, movie is fine but sitting there not talking really doesnt allow you to get to know some one, paintball is awsome, but not many people like it cause they are too afraid of the balls....*pussies*.... even if a date is just a walk in the park or sitting at home feeding yer face and watching oprah...er i mean something manly......