I'm not going to lie. I'm probably too much for you to handle. I'm honest, in fact I'm usually way too honest. Brutally honest. I'm unique in that way. When people describe me, the following words seem to come up a lot.

1. Direct
2. Honest
3. Blunt
4. Loud
5. Funny
6. Unpredictable
7. "Out of control" in a joking way, I'm not a drug addict or anything degenerative like that.
8. Driven
9. Intense
10. Naughty (yes...you did read that correctly)

I really hate conservative thinking. I'm liberal, and I think freely. I create my own opinions and express them freely without worry of the ramifications. It is usually not a good idea to get into a debate with me about topics pertaining to logic, because I most likely will win. I find it difficult to care much of what most people think of me. I love comedy (Family Guy especially). Expect to hear "that's what she said" at least twice when you hang out with me. I am the most loyal friend anyone could ever ask for. I live for the night, and despise the morning. If someone were to design a personal hell for me it would include me being locked in a room with nothing but episodes of "friends" on the TV and Garth Brooks singing on his guitar right next to me. My personal heaven would include a giant mountain covered in snow entirely employing women in bikinis where gourmet food and drinks were served 24 hours a day and the lift passes were free.

I'm really not looking for anything serious, but if the right girl came along I'm sure I'd change my mind. You would have to be one hell of a woman though. My ideal woman would be...

1. Super laid back.
2. In good shape.
3. Has the ability to make me laugh.
4. Adventurous.
5. Non Judgmental.
6. Liberal in thinking.
7. Doesn't take politics too seriously.
8. Is not clingy/does not require constant attention throughout the day.

A few random things:

I love women with dark hair, and dark skin. I find all kinds of women attractive, but I just seem to have a thing for that whole "exotic" look.

If you have children, I won't discriminate, but it most likely will not become anything serious so please don't message me with high expectations. I'm not interested in playing the "adopt a dad" role.

It also wouldn't hurt your chances if you like action movies and have a taste for good beer. Hell, it also wouldn't hurt if you're a good cook.

Alright I think I'm done talking about myself now. Send me a message. I'll entertain you with plenty of witty banter...guaranteed.

Dinner and a movie is boring. Unless it's dinner while being flown around in a private jet and it's us watching a movie being filmed at that exact moment...on the jet. I have a short attention span, so my idea of a fantastic date would be just hanging out with someone who keeps my interest. If the person is interesting, then it doesn't really matter what we're doing...as long as we're doing it naked. P.S. If it was not blatantly obvious to you that that last sentence was a joke, consider that a sign from a higher power not to message me. I'm just being fair and warning you about my sense of humor.