I'm a prolific inventor, a downtown guy trapped in a killer midtown apartment. Before I became an inventor, I worked with major recording artists, put together international communications projects and sold a company I founded to a quasi-governmental agency. I've got (and you should have) a well-fitting body and a highly curious loose-fitting mind that's not mean, psycho or uber-Republican. I'm fascinated by Russia - especially St. Petersburg - where I'm convinced many laws of time and space are suspended. (Nah, I'm neither crazy nor Russian!) My friends are isolated obsessives of the best kind. I'm turned on by whip-smart women who are into their own thing. OK, I've been very lucky. My life has been packed with incredible rich experiences and I'm now ready to share them with a special woman who is ready to give and receive love - a woman who's turned on, passionate, great at her work and can fly to strange destinations at the drop of a hat. I'm looking for a hip girl who gets that it's all done with mirrors and who I can't keep my hands off.

... lick our plates, order seconds.



* Time Out! I fibbed about my age and can't leave it that way. OK - 60... I'm highly suspicious the papers may have been switched at birth. I do NOT seem to age or gain weight..