I am a tall, dark, hulking Texan. I have wide interests and a burning curiosity about everything. I have no great goals or aspirations other than to enjoy things as they come along and eventually comprehend the nature of the universe....(working on it..I'll probably have it sometime next week). I have a wicked and warped sense of humor which is why I try and avoid funerals. And in recent years I have tried to be kinder to small furry creatures.javascrapt:smilie('')

A good first date would involve alcohol (important for social lubrication )javascrapt:smilie(''), the outdoors (if the weather cooperates)javascrapt:smilie(''), and food (something that can be eaten with dignity). On the second date it's ok to go for the over stuffed burritos. javascrapt:smilie('') Other than those requirements, just about anything else would be fine. Being a gentleman and traditionalist I'm always certain to untie my date before heading home after a perfect eveningjavascrapt:smilie('').