Hmmmm ... We start with strip poker .. that leads to twister ... we catch a cab to The Wack, then we jump out of a plane, catch the last bus to Spuzzum where we lay in a vat of jello and watch the stars whilst drinking a bottle of blended Chilean red wine and we figure out how we're related through the six degrees of separation. That or just make out until the sun comes up. HUH?! HUH?!?! Are you with me??? ;)

Alright, alright, maybe this fantasy date will not come true but it never hurts to ask!! I'm all about fun, gut wrenching laughs, endless smiles and always trying something new!! Also in the past year, I've met two people I could talk with until the sun came up. I find it incredible and special to have that kind of connection, don't you?!?

A bit about me. I AM a social butterfly, very open about EVERYTHING and would hope you are too! I am comfortable being alone and don't need someone to complete me (so .. I was incomplete when you met me, LOL?!).

I kick at Rock Band (medium mode), with my cleavage can play a mean hand of poker, haven't eaten beef, chicken or pork for two years and for the last two months, I'm a vegetarian, won second next to a table of 16 for loudest cheering at a pub for a Canuck playoff game, have THE softest skin and greatest smelling hair and with my smile (and girlz), can get you a killer bargain at any garage sale or get you back into Canada without ID!!

There is a very naughty side of me that doesn't come out to play until I've known you for some time. I am now looking for a long term relationship so this attribute will be worth the wait, baby! You never knew the phone, emailing and sexting .. oops, I meant texting, could be so fun!!

Yes, I have four kids and all of them live with me, I'm VERY proud to say, although two of them are flying the coop soon. Our children are definitely a reflection of who we are. I also don't care about how many times you've been married (or not) or how many kids you have ... as long as you're don't!!

Let's go to a photography exhibit, Bard on the Beach or opera! Believe it or not, I love late night walks on the Drive, East Hastings or Granville with camera in tow!! I can play poker, watch hockey and drink foreign beer OR watch documentaries and foreign film with a glass of fine red wine and make out until the sun rises!!

My smile is contagious, my laugh is infectious and if you're my friend, my love is endless.

PS Are you holding a fish in your pictures because this IS Plenty of ... FISH?!?!

Sure, sure a grande non-fat vanilla latte no whip together would be nice but let's just get straight to the point ... let's play tackle football and I lose!! Strip poker and you win? Geesh, you're hard to please!! Ok, you play your guitar for me and guaranteed I'll pounce on ya!! Deal?!?!?