Life sucks, lets have a beer & smoke a bowl. Life is way too short to not have fun.

If you're not into kicking back with a bong & beer, I don't care how hot you are.. keep on looking.

I'm financially secure (retired from the police dept; accident), live alone by choice, dig on spicy food (King Taco, uuuummm), hate to dress up, like to slack off @ home & watch Family Guy, South Park, NHL hockey, HBO series, Weeds and crazy or not conspiracy videos.

I like meeting people and don't "look" for girlfriends or FWBs, if I meet the right person it happens. Otherwise, it doesn't and life goes on... the worst thing that will happen meeting me is you'll party for free, at least for an evening. I do enjoy spoiling those who spoil me.

I will strongly suggest we go watch my friends kick-ass band: The Fabulous Miss Wendy.. at whatever dive bar / hole / house of ill repute shes rocking out.

Or bar hop in a limo or curry smelling ghetto taxi (driver must have a turban), dominate several locations @ photo hunt, challenge others at darts or pool.. something like that. Or we could make clever signs and go protest some "F the man" cause. Does it really matter as long as everyone has a good time and parts as friends?