Looking for dates, friends and whatever happens. I am laid back with a good sense of humor, if you get it! I love sports, music and travel. Its my time, care to join me?

After a lot of thought I have decided that despite all these good reasons, I would still rather have a woman than a dog, so here I am :)

1... The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2... Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
3... They don't care if you leave alot of things on the floor.
4... A dog's parents never visit.
5... Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6... A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask."If I died, would you get another dog?"
7... If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

A little about me. I am a dynamic individual, often times seen directing traffic and grating cheese. Occasionally, I hold my breath for two days at a time. I woo women with my sensuous tuba playing, I can roller skate up severe inclines with blinding speed, and I can cook a three-minute egg in two minutes flat. I am an expert in stucco and an outlaw in Brazil.

Using only a teaspoon and three Post-it notes, I single-handedly defended a small village of Pygmies from a hoard of fire ants. I play classical harmonica, I am the protagonist in several best selling novels. When I'm bored, I develop alternate energy sources in my den. I enjoy urban rock climbing and interpretive dance. On Tuesdays after work, I repair electrical appliances, free of charge.

I can solve any Wheel of Fortune puzzle with just the letter "T" showing. Last summer, I toured rural Georgia with a Jewish folk music troupe.
I once read Paradise Lost, A Tale of Two Cities, and Ulysses in one day and still had time to reupholster a couch that evening. While on vacation in Denmark, I successfully negotiated with a group of Korean terrorists who had seized a bakery. The laws of modern day physics do not apply to me.

Remember, I said up front you have "to get" my sense of humor, if you don't, sorry, but please tell your friends that do

PS Can anyone tell me why the POF police want to know if we have a car???