I am an extremely high maintenance, foul-mouthed, lazy, unhappy person who likes to take people for granted. I don't know the meaning of respect unless that means cheating with your friends, swearing in front of your parents, and wearing a LOT of spandex. I have been raised to believe that people are only here to serve me and then be discarded. The nicer you are, the worse I will treat you. It's not that I prefer bad boys over nice guys; I will treat you all equally badly. Some of my favorite things are humiliating my guy in public, causing drunken scenes, and racking up the occasional misdemeanor. I've been known to steal from Walmart, go commando, and live in condemned structures (37 cats does not necessarily mean a place should be condemned, right? I mean, it was a WHOLE single-wide). Basically an anarchist, I believe all cleaning products are poison and that we should just go au natural like they did hundreds of years ago. If you can get with brushing your teeth with a stick, you should get with me! Oh yeah, I almost forgot-I don't cook or clean so you better be the kind who does. The Honey-do list is getting long!

When we write this part, we all write whatever stuff we want other people to know about us and leave out the undesirable parts, like lactose intolerance. It doesn't really matter what I write if you don't like my pictures first. If you get it and can process my sarcasm--which I do not use to hurt people or because I have a damaged inner-child--I'd love to hear from you! Oh right! If all of this isn't bad enough, I'm also a YANKEE!!!

No-I am not really like this. I do have a good sense of humor and rewrote this section when I received a very inappropriate message. I don't have lactose intolerance.

Have dinner and conversation, and conversation, and conversation.