I'm an overweight underachiever seeking an underweight overachiever. I have a police record and would love to meet someone with a lot of debt. Also, if you're still reading this, you know I take things VERY seriously, so if you're just looking for a fling, you're wasting your time. I'd like to build something meaningful, out of Legos. I can tell the difference between fast food and good food quickly. I can touch my toes but choose not to. I can run really, really fast, which might not seem important, until the cops show up, or there's a race or something. I hate peas, but love pea soup. I'm indifferent about carrot cake.

I'd be nervous the whole time.