Hi. I'm Andy. I'm a nerd. I'm 21, I have my own abode, a unique job, and a car that makes people question my sexuality. The sun tends to make me sneeze, I once owned a pair of llamas, my father is a fairly well-known politician, and I enjoy talk radio.

I have moderately long hair and five piercings. I do not have any tattoos yet. Perhaps if you're a good enough artist you can draw me a pretty picture and I shall get my skin jabbed with a needle filled with ink repeatedly until it my skin looks like a crude reproduction of what you drew. If you're not so great of an artist, we might still be able to work something out. Perhaps you can design a tattoo for my cat, I think he needs one.

I do have a couple of requirements for anyone thinking of messaging me:
* Be over 5 feet tall (I'm around 6'4" so it's a tad awkward if I have to bend over just to talk to you.)
* Have no children
* I have a weak spot for brown hair coupled with brown eyes (not really a requirement, but that's just how much of a rule breaker I am)

I'm perfectly comfortable making the first move, whether it's a heartfelt hug, a romantic kiss on the door step, or pushing you against the wall and kissing you HARD in the pouring rain. I'm totally comfortable meeting strangers off the internet as I've done it both for my social and professional life more times than I can count. That being said, I do like women who know what they want and aren't afraid to be assertive. Even if it means making the first move. So message me, It will make me like you THAT much more than if I had messaged you.

Why don't we go for picnic on a sunny day? I'd bury you up to your head at a beach, run away and then leave hints around so you can find me. When you've found me, we'll sip some wine and then we'll watch the sunset on a hill together.....looking right through your eyes, give you that sly smile.....then I'll pie you in the face!