Cary Grant had this advice for men: "To suceed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent; she can't wait to disprove it". Well, I sure as hell don't look like the dash and debonair Mr. Grant. In fact, my role model is more along the lines of George Costanza, but what the heck: okay ladies, I'm impotent... (well, not really) now prove me wrong! Look, I may be nothing but some nice dopey schmuck here, but hey, even guys on death row get SOME corespondence from chicks! So c'mon ladies, don't be afraid to send a message! You may just find that I make a good chat buddy/friend. Then again, guys in prison have more going on in their lives than me! LOL! Anyway, as you can see by my User Name, I'm basically your ordinary guy out here to chat with, and perhaps meet someone. I'm looking for women ages 30 through 45 in the Philadelphia/South Jersey area.

As for me, well, in an effort at "Truth in Advertising", I work two jobs and about twenty (20) hours a day. I work as a courier during the day and a security officer at night. The security job may not sound great, but it is a union job and pays pretty well. Now if your thinking that I save all of this money and have a nice little "nestegg", you'd be wrong. More "Truth in Advertising": I actually send most of it to an old girfriend of mine out near Portland, Oregon to support her and her child. And the kid's not even mine! Yikes, talk about a LOSER! So, as you can see, I have limited availability to meet (Friday and Saturday nights and Sunday during the day).

Okay, so let's sum up: two so-so jobs and limited availabilty to meet; not rich, and not particularly handsome! What a catch, huh? What I AM is just a nice guy who would probably be able to provide decent dinner/online conversation and who would be gracious, kind and courteous. Ugh! What a bore. But hey, if you feel like getting in contact, please do.

Having read many "first date" suggestions submitted by women, I've come to understand the wisdom of the "coffee shop" scenario: public place; laid back atmosphere; no need to shout above crowd/music; and most importantly, the ability to "bail out" easily if things are not going well. So I guess a ride in a hot air balloon is out of the question?