i am a workaholic who enjoys hockey and peanut butter from the jar. i think Egyptian stuff is neat, believe the Maple Leafs will make the playoffs, and Peter MacKay sold out the conservatives. at one time i use to think working with my parents was...tolerable, now i am looking for some sort of defense mechanism against the unstoppable combination of jewish + mother's guilt.

some of my achievements thus far include being able to connect pauly shore to benji the dog in 6 degrees of separation, being goalie of the year in a mens over 40 hockey league at 25, and getting my drivers license in a snow storm.

i dont have patients for vegans, people who don't floor it the second a traffic light turns green, and the unexplainable absence of a decent burrito establishment north of the 401.

i use to have a list of things im looking for in a woman but as i reach the twilight of my twenties i realize that all i want is someone with a little bit of ambition, intelligence and who treats people with respect. everything else is negotiable.

once i tried to be original on a first date....epic fail. i think in the future ill stick to where im comfy...tim hortons or a firken.