Speaking of dogs... and don’t take this the wrong way or anything but I’m the type that doesn't really care much to see the pics of the pets or for that matter ANY other pic that isn't of you! I mean, what is that? ;)

According to what I've been reading from most females here; this section is not for describing yourself. It's actually a place to list their instructions for messaging them! So let us proceed in that style... we'll worry about all the rest later.

1) If you’re going to send a message then please actually write one... what is this "what’s up" and clicking send business? Brains people- brains please, is what we're looking for here thanks. :D

2) WRITE YOUR NAME at the end of a letter (*update: 35% STILL not doing so)

3)PICS.........
3a) If you are not the ONLY one in your pic and don't feel like telling us which one you are, NO WORRIES- go ahead and rest assured knowing that we will all just assume that you are the UNattractive one! AND, please understand that you now run the risk of us liking these friends of yours that you advertise (thinking the positive energy/attention will deflect onto you? wrong!)-Actually, they are now fair game, so don’t get mad when we message you to get their info ok?

3b) I would like you all to please take a very good long hard look at your pics and try to imagine that you are the rest of us looking at you; bearing in mind that we are trying to figure out what you look like- if you are that far back from the camera that we CAN NOT CLEARLY see you, then you are better off putting up that pic or your pet! What are some of you thinking-I would love to know!!! Those pics are of absolute NO USE to us..."help usss help uuuu."

3c) Someone tell me why I even need to mention that you should not bother sending a message until a pic of you is posted? Just as you got to see mine before you chose to write. (Fair is fair) lets not kid ourselves here with all the "shallowness" theories- how many profiles did you actually look through (that didn’t have any pics posted,) searching for the right person based on what they wrote and not by a single pic...? And for those of you who actually did...chapeau! -BUT hold it! - That means you shouldn't be at my page reading this! I take back my chapeau!)

3d) Lets all try to work together on this last one I'm working on over here... to try and save us all some time, embarrassment, and rather uncomfortable situations... rather than putting up your "best" pic that looks most UNlike u... lets try to put up our second or third favorite pic of ourselves that actually does look remotely close to our everyday look.

4) Girls, one favor please I ask… give up already and go easy on the guys that can’t spell ok!? Talk about a turn off? - I mean SO WHAAAAAAT my god, I caught more than half of you out there that wrote that BS about not liking guys with bad spelling- MEANWHILE had a) spelling mistakes of your own (some of you more than one and they weren’t typos, we can tell) and, b) bad grammar! Which is by FAR the worse of the two, - and is actually the one you should be more concerned with. Unless your Mom was an English teacher or something it’s enough with this type of foolishness, a good person is a good person- spelling does not play a role in that aspect!

Look what we have come to; can you believe this is what I was forced to do instead of writing about myself...?
I know that I'm supposed to write about me rather than this list of rules, but as the women probably know much better than us men do- there is a serious need to filter out at least 60% of the messages we are all receiving, right?
Maybe you can get the right feel for a small part of whom I might be- based on these writings? Hopefully not the wrong one; if you just try NOT to assume, and jump to conclusions, OR take things (stated here on this page) the wrong way.
It's really just that this had to be done, it just had to. It sucks that I will probably lose a couple of good ones, but it just might be worth it to filter our a couple hundred not-good ones.

I have a sister one year older and many cousins that are the same age and we are all very close and spend as much time as we can together; yes of course the FAM gets a shout out, they are VERY important to me.

On my free time I am a dating coach for men and woman, any questions relating to that? Feel free (*try not to ask what a dating coach is doing on this site in your first message to me...)

Looking fwd to meeting the one or two special ones that I hope are out there, that can actually approve of what I was forced to write here and can then excuse me for it.

I understand that some could be turned off, intimidated or even afraid by the things written in this section; if you did, it means you got me all wrong and you misunderstood, since you weren't laughing. It's really not as it seems and not what you will see out of me.
Respect is what you will see (cause that's numero uno).
Again, it's just that some type of filter was in order here. Enough was enough. Try to see and take things as people mean them & not as you hear them.

If you're feeling shy then just add me to your favs and I'll probably say "hi" and "click send".
(Hank Moody is a character on a show; if you know which one you'll be entered in the free date contest!) ;)
Chapeau = Hat (in the sense that "I take my hat off to you," since you're so great)

**If none of this applies to you, and you are very nice, sweet, normal and all that other great girl fun stuff- then PLEASE forgive me, and disregard all this because it's not meant for you, (remember?? it doesn't apply) so try not attack me please, thanks.**