**im just looking for someone to have a good time with, someone that can show me new places (road trip?), new people, new things, SHOW ME SOME EXCITEMENT - damn all u dull people, someone i can get drunk with and not have to worry hes trying to get in my pants... im looking for my partner in crime!


just read it! it might seem long but come on its in point form how easy can it get!?! ill give u a cooooookiiiiiie!
.im jo, ppl call me either jo or jozie, ur pick
. i have 18 piercings in my ears,they r stretched - 4 helix, horizontal anti tragus and rook*google em* -1 in my nose and - a vertical labret->i named him bob=)*** if u CANT count thats 20 piercings in total*** ive also got a rib piece which isnt done yet **a piece is NOT a piercing, its a TATTOO just got a new tat on my wrist=)
.im french
.im Bitc hy at times
.i swear... A LOT
.im pretty indecisive at times
.i dye my hair way too much, its been all the colours of the rainbow and more
.i have brown green eyes
.im freckley - i get new ones in the sun =D
.im partially deaf or so i think haha
.im sarcastic
.im a smartass
.im shy at first
.im spontaneous
.im random - i might send u a random msg for no apparent reason
.im NOT a little toothpick

-*Random*-
.i LOVE hello kitty sh*t soo umm.. buy me some?
i LOVE that banana medicine... yumm AND the banana RUNT candies OH AND the banana slushies.. cuz they taste like banana medicine
.i love playing rummoli hahaha awesome card game!
.i burn in the sun
.im pale as snow
.im always cold! even in the summer!
.i sneeze like a little girl
.i bruise easily
.i love hella hot showers and baths
.im very forgetful
.i love the office (the show)
.i like kicking people - yes, beware!
.i bite.. hard.. seriously
.i burp.. alot.. yes, i can beat u at a burping contest - i have yet to find someone that can beat me
.i have an obsession with my hair, my dogs(love u poopy[RIP], babycakes and squeakerz the kitty), my fishie Nuts (hes cool beans) and bob
.i love music
.i love scratch and sniff stickers
.gotta love roll up the rim to win!
.i like when people make me smile
.i'll forgive but not forget
.i love meeting new people
.i love love pickles and green olives
.i always have typos with the words like, just and would/should/could
.i love suckers
.i love those rockstar energy drinks *drools*
.i love those fun dip candy things.. yum!
.i cant sit still
.i hate when i forget my dreams
.i got bored fast
.im very forgetful
.im a fun drunk
.i drink + i smoke + i toke on the occasion
.i like to kiss
.i get jealous way too easily
.i talk on the phone a lot
.im veg (not vegetarian)
.i love rain
.i like putting on a shitload of make up at 2 in the morning when im hella bored
.i like to cover up in hoodies
.my friends mean too much to me
.hats dont look good on me
.that buckleys cough syrup makes me gag
.i hate walking down the stairs - im scared ill get ass raped by the stairs
.i HATE seafood and fish -- BUt i eat salmon FROM A CAN every once in a while
.it annoys me when people say "i am me." its like no sh!t ur u
.i love leopard print
.im forgetful
.i have BRIGHT yellow scrubs so what if i look like a banana! haha
.i have tan lines on my feet from my flip flops and yea its the only place i have tan lines!
.love driving fast=D slow drivers suck!

@~ Guys ~@
.sometimes ur cheesyness is cute
.r funny and yes u need to laugh at my stupid jokes!!
.i HATE feet, especially guys feet..UGH DIRTY SH!T. sorry dudes, its jsut nasty!!! so ya maybe well just amputate ur feet;)
.im not big on facial hair.. and guys: STUBBLE SUCKS so does sandpaper and no i dont enjoy makingout with sandpaper i mean it could get hot but that would b the burning sensation i would be getting on my face
.must love animals
.spontaneous
.WONT LIE honesty is key
.know that enough is enough
.wears nice shoes. shoes that i would want to steal but couldnt cuz theyr too big
nice shoes=skate shoes pretty much no sandals/flipflops. ugh dirty.
.wont lead me on
.HAS A JOB
.can just sit at home and hang
.up beat
.out going=)
.optimistic - yes i know u have ur off days too
.can make me smile/laugh on my off days
.sarcastic - must understand my sarcasm too!
.doesnt smoke up too often, once in a while is alright but everyday or every weekend.. meh.
.NO KIDS. sorry not interested..

#Movies#
[pineapple express=THUG LIFE=] [21] [tank girl] [fight club] [edward scissor hands] [beetle juice] [my girl] [slc punk] [waynes world] [breakfast club][uncle buck][national lampoons christmas vacation]
.i LOVE the coneheads! WUTWUT!!! FAV childhood movie!=)

[Music]
+sublime +rancid +the used +senses fail +rise against +pennywise +taking back sunday +anti flag +sugarcult +guttermouth +tim armstrong +a static lullaby +brand new +tegan and sarah +face to face +lars and the **stards +less than jake +mest +the pixies +the vandals +nofx +distillers +a thorn for every heart +bleeding through +goldfinger +les trois accords +les marmottes aplatties +underoath +the clash +the ramones +reel big fish +the blood brothers +johnny cash +MIA

La Fin=)
have a good one
p.s uhh about that cookie.. GET UR OWN! =P

play some old school mario bros!