Why am I here? Well I need someone handy. My towel bar keeps falling off, my ceiling fan's broken and my gutters need cleaning out. Actually I'm quite handy myself (liar!) I've even tried to snake out my own drain! I've noticed some people use song lyrics to say how they feel. So here goes..Come on baby light my fire-oh lame! but true-it doesn't even have to be a big one, fire I mean! a small kitchen fire would suffice, I have an extinguisher, trust me. Oh, here are some things I like-straightforward people, scary movies, black humour, comedies,music, non-fiction, a sense of style, long drives, long walks, animals, laughing, passion. Here are some things I don't-country music and heavy blues,indecisiveness, mullets, hunting, rudeness, mixed messages, bad grammar and unkempt people. Oh and my age stated is incorrect, I am 48, talk about a scary movie! Oh, and as I am financially secure, I expect you are as well.

Hopefully somewhere I could get a drink, I'll probably need one!