Ladies I found Mr. Perfect…. He is tied up to a chair in my basement with a gag in his mouth and a bright light in his face. Whenever the expectations that only he can live up, to are placed on me by a member of the opposite sex, I run down stairs put on my leather gloves and ruff him up a bit. Don’t worry he is Mr. Perfect, he will forgive me and after all he is just a figment of your collective imagination.
I am attracted to a personality, I think? A nice personality, a kind personality. I have dated beautiful and angry before. It sucks a lot of proverbial ass! A relationship with someone who owns a bad temperament is like furniture from Ikea, cool at first but falls apart quickly!
I think I am looking for an equal. Not that I have ever felt superior to anyone in a relationship, but I would like a partner who does not view themselves as a deity of sorts. Worship me and bring me offerings! (Flowers, Alimony etc.) I seek someone who wants to be treated like a peer. I am seeking some who is kind, not because they are spineless but kind because they are strong enough to be kind, have lived enough to know the value of compassion and humor. Does a woman who will laugh at my silliness and will not be afraid to share their quirky humor with me exist?
Belly laughs with tears rolling down our faces, mutual respect, kindness, mixed with passion and strength and a huge amount of undeniable chemistry! That is what I seek in a woman, is she out there, or is she tied to a chair in your basement with a gag in her mouth and a bright light in her face?!

I would like to go to dinner. I would like to make a good impression, not trip or fall. I would be smooth and not get tongue tied or trip over my words. I would spill nothing on myself or my date. I would not accidentally trip a waiter or waitress, no legs would get broken, and no law suits would be filed.