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I AM NOT POSING FOR THIS GOOFY PROFILE PICTURE...I promise! I laughed when I saw it too, don't worry. I love to laugh!
I was just recently advised by a friend of the additional particular benefits of this website, and am interested in the Networking Opportunities available within. However, I am honestly a bit guarded about so much unregulated on-line personal exposure. I appreciate my privacy, yet here I am.
Therefore, I am simply choosing to describe a fairly benign, and not so personal subject for starters...my profile picture. Again, I am not posing! You really had to be there, and I am truly sorry that you were not :-( …
Anywhoo, I was visiting beautiful Port Townsend, Washington, the Historic Victorian Seaport and Gateway to the Olympic Peninsula. The picture was taken at the front of the Ferry Boat while steaming on to Port Townsend. My leg is “Poser-Like Kicked Back” simply because the bow of the Ferry Cabin was slanted backward, at quite a pitch, for aerodynamic efficiency. I could not lean against the great and slippery slanted wall without kickin' a leg up for support, lest I would have otherwise slid to my feet, or violently fell *ss over tea-kettle, and "hit the deck", quite literally. I would have surely spilled my coffee!
I am merely gazing port-side, Ambercrombie-esque, appearing quite contemplative, in order to capture the beauty of a Seagull flying right along-side the Ferry Boat, as if to provide us with the most necessary and fearless “U.S. Military Air Support/Cover” for our Mission to take the Beach of Port Townsend. The Seagull’s name was GUNNER. His most dangerous Detail was Highly Classified, not known to many other higher ranking Seagulls, and dispatched with any and all precision and cutting edge capabilities accorded the F-18 Fighter Jet. GUNNER was most serious and honorable regarding his Prestigious Detail! As you may be aware, many like Gunner never made it back! Furthermore, GUNNER the Seagull performed his strenuous Duty without hesitation, as all good Seagulls do! At last, in large part due to the highly decorated GUNNER, we arrived safely “On the Beach”.
It was a successful Mission. Do you buy that? Well, at least the “Poser-Leg Kicked Back” story was a true story! And, I did see a Seagull.
In summary, thank you for reading my simple and short story about privacy, my Profile Poser-Picture, and our dedicated Seagull, GUNNER, which, without hesitation, and with great courage and honor, provided the necessary “Air Support” for our Mission to embark upon the coveted and secluded Beach, also known as Port Townsend, Washington, the Historic Victorian Seaport and Gateway to the Olympic Peninsula. “Let the Networking Begin…”
(LASTLY, I have @100 Pictures Posted (Just updated Saint Patrick's Day) only because I received a "Homework Assignment" from a Pretty Girl who thought I was completely bald underneath my "Hat Pictures". She also requested that I open up a bit more in my Profile. NO WAY!!! THAT'S NOT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. I open up much more "Networking" Eye-to-Eye)...
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Laugh, in good company, over a strong cup of coffee...
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