So...I thought I would change things up just a bit from all of the other blindly boring dating "menus" all of us guys seem to dream up...

Here goes...(takes deep breath)

I'm not a nice guy at all. Actually, I'm not necessarily a mean person...but I don't like to have fun in any way, shape, or form and so I pretty much just sit home and do nothing.

I make good money, but I pretty much like to keep it for myself. (Again, I stay home all the time...remember. Why would I spend it on anything?:) I have a nice truck...but it kinda just gets me from point A to point B, then just sits in the driveway.

As far as hobbies...well, I really don't have any. Hobbies usually require me to go out and have fun at doing something and well, as I may have mentioned...fun is just not on my priority list. I do own nice things...but primarily just to keep me company. And as far as clothes go...well, they just keep you from getting cold so why buy anything nice?

Movies are boring, videos make me sleepy, I probably smell like a guy and have hair in random places, I may/or may not have been busted with a quick "nose pick" at a stoplight, I burp, and I just don't really focus on hygene nearly as much as I probably should. I mean...i shower and all but why bother with all of the other unnecessary stuff?

I probably watch too much football, eat too many carbs, and I have this strange attraction to pizza and donuts. Now...don't get me wrong, I like women but why would I go out of my way to be someone I'm not just to impress several of them? Yes...they do smell good, and are often easy on the eyes, and are probably even pretty soft to the touch...but meh, too complicated I'm sure;)

I like weird music, I probably work too many hours in a week, I probably leave stubble in the sink when shaving, and there might even be dishes in my sink. I look young for my age, but I often act like I'm a kid. (All of which would make it impossible to live with I'm sure...and we just can't have that now can we?

So, In closing...

I probably would recommend you shy away from dropping me a line. There are hundreds...if not thousands of other guys swimming around here in the "sea" that are way more willing to tell you what they think you ladies want to to hear on their profiles. Don't you agree?

Happy fishing...

:D

Just think...You could be taking me out to coffee, after all I'm quite the catch.