I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores, I only use the rail when I walk down the stairs 30% of the time ( I love to walk the line ya know) , I've never read Playboy for the articles, When I'm leaving the grocery store I usually ride the cart instead of walking, I dont snore, I take a shower every day(twice even sometimes), I can pee standing up, I always open a window when I paint, The only drama I have any part of is on t.v, I know how to make a fire, I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, My best friend is a dude, I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone, I have a membership at 3 video stores, I stop and ask for directions, I try not to pick my nose or butt in public, I've never owned anything from hot topic, I can kill spiders, I've taken a shot with N'sync once, I smell pretty good most of the time, I don't litter, I can be ready in 10 minutes or less, I win at arm wrestling every time, I never look directly into the sun, I still get carded almost every time I get booze, I"m really good at sneaking food into the movies, I've never auditioned for American Idol, My sunday morning breakfasts will change your life, I've never been on Jerry Springer, I may have already won $10,000,000, I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down, I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won, Almost every time I have a winning bottle top, I know how to keep a secret, I don't eat crackers in bed too often, I've never failed a survey, I can almost every time find Waldo, I'm a picese, I have all my shots, I'm pretty d*mn funny, None of my friends are girls I used to have sex with, I know the difference between they're, their, and there, I have rad hair, I'm really good at making lists!

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