Looking to enjoy the good times together with a genuine beautiful female companion. Genuine women need only apply. Happy hunting all you sexy hunters. I was recently informed that i look aggressive or even scary rest assured i am not a monster at all unless you get me angry and i turn green then you are in trouble!! Must admit i am a bit of a crunchy nut though
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right,forget about the ones who don't,and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a Chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it.
Being british is about driving in a german car 2 a irish pub for a belgian beer then on the way home grab a indian curry or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and watch usa chat shows on a japanese tv and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign oh and only in britain you can get a pizza to your home faster than a ambulance only in britain do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter? super markets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions while the healthy people can get their fags at the front we might be british but by f**k we are funny!
SCAM WARNING @ LIDL supermarket! While packing shopping in your car you may be approached by two fit 18 year old eastern european girls with tight tiny tops on they wash your screen with their tits hanging out & ask for a lift to the next shop as payment on the way they strip & go down on each other severel times then one climbs into the front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet! i had mine stolen last tues & wed twice on thurs and again today.. Be Careful
PROFILE TWITCHERS YOU NEED TO TALK TO FRANK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
DISTANCE OR PLACE OR TIME CANNOT BREAK WHAT IS TRULY MEANT TO BE?
WHY DO WOMEN THAT DO NOT DRIVE DRIVE YOU UP THE WALL INSTEAD?
BIG WOMEN ARE HOT I SAY BE PROUD OF WHAT YOUR MAMMA GAVE YOU BIG IS A BEAUTIFUL THING!
What is it with profile pics with it all hanging out surely their must be more to you than a pair of fun bags ladys? Respect yourself! leave something to the imagination you are going to attract nothing but sex starved weirdo's not a decent guy to respect you that is what you must really want but you are just going about it in the wrong way plus it looks cheap and desperate no decent guy will contact you for the right reasons Oh and yes inside every big girl their is a small girl screaming to get out ! RESPECT YOURSELF SISTERS!
You can buy your hair if it wont grow
You can fix your nose if you say so
You can buy all the make up that M.A.C can make
But if you can look inside you, find out who i am too
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
Yeah, i'll make you feel unpretty to....
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn
out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot.
"I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow,
than a sleepy and permanent planet.
"The proper function of man is to live. Not to exist. I shall not waste my days in
trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."
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