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Jay.Watt The Hammerhead: Humour comes from the heart!
City
nanaimo British Columbia
Sign
Sagittarius
Height
5' 10" (178 cm)
Age
34 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with no hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Catholic
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Hang Out

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Portuguese Man of War
Smarts
Bachelors degree
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
No
 
Interests
MusicBungee JumpingCliff Diving
Intellectual conversationRoad tripsFresh air
SnorklingSunshineGod
SpirtualismIndividualismKamikaze Psuedo Pinkism
SharksWalkingRunning
HockeyBaseballUFC
Whose line is it anywayLaughterMaking someones day
VolunteeringCyclingShopping
FriendshipsHorror moviesLive shows
ComedyThe oceanBeaches
FoodBooksActive lifestyle
Fine diningTravelTanning
About Me
Wow, ok so I have been on here long enough that I can change my profile back drop image, whats next serious member? LOL What is worst tho, being here long enough to be a serious member or being here long enough to know what a serious member is?

Oh God.

I give, you see what happens to people when they have been on POF for too long??? haha.

Ok so I am a geek, a umm serious geek (but still, a sexy geek), I like pencils, and anything else associated with a pocket protector. Ok, I give....

Again.

*holds microphone in the air* "Is this thing on?"

Quick, and short to the point! I love meeting people, so don`t be shy, drop me a line, I return every mail I get because I love the attention... hahah oh God.....

*Taps mic*

Serious, I am a guy, and I`ll admit we are stupid, so if you view my profile and think thats enough to get my attention.... You are right... You did, but I never know what that means. I have limited skills, and I am still taking dating :slash: mind reading 101 haha har har cough sputter, damn I hate this dialogue box because its not. Who monologues about themselves? You should date me because I dance like a fool, laugh at myself, take time to enjoy nature and cherish a romantic moment...

Ick, I feel dirty like Lady Gaga, haha gaga haha.

Oh God.......

I don`t drink very often so I have no reason for the ramble. Its just 9 am and I have nothing to do other then build my profile. Wow, no wonder I have a new image on it and no woman to take me away from this computer.

So then at this point if you have actually stuck around and got to this point where you are reading what I have written then I should let you know...

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2... No really 2, the counter is not wrong, this isn`t y2k fakieness!!!!!






































1... Oh God, ok whatever, its F`n early and I mean if I had better things to do other then my profile it would mean I had a date, man serious what is the number to Qwest, I give... So if you have read this far, and think I am at least mildly entertaining then message me. What is the worst that could happen? Ummmm, no what is the best thing that can happen LOL, we might actually get along and have some good laughs!

First Date
That is a very good question, I love Taco Bell and Walmart, thats a win win.
Mail Settings (To message Jay.Watt you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Must not do drugs
Must not be married

Jay.Watt has 2 roses that can be sent.

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