Seriously, I want to try a good woman's cooking for once?

I see myself as a loving caring outgoing man open, to music diffrent food shows movies etc
I am really looking for real love A woman to love cherish and respect.

I don't mind making a woman happy
I don't mind making her day
Feels so good to give to a good respectable woman
But I never, never seem to get my way
I'm tired of waking up with nobody laying next to me
I'm tired of being alone and everybody else is lovey dovey
If I could only find a lover
I know what I want
Something real, something I can feel
And I know it don't come easy
I wanna be with somebody who can share my ups and downs
And when they're feeling bad I can be the one to make a smile
Make her realize that I'm a special man in her life
If I could only find her, a love, I'm searching, I'm searching here and there

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[WARNING]
This product only compatible with females.
Use caution around open flames, extremely flammable.
Not intended for one night stands. (He wouldn't know what to do in that situation)
Must enjoy movies, reading, The Beatles, intellectual conversations, and exploring the city, walks, board games,, cooking, and dogs.

Possible side effects may include:
Sudden dizziness when not absorbed in moderation.
Happiness and sudden bouts of joy
Sore face from grinning all the time
Lack of breath from laughing too hard
Floating 2 inches about the ground when moving

A WALK AT THE BEACH?: NO! There are too many possible distractions. And like most men, I am not good at "multi-tasking"!
SNORKELING/SWIMMING?: NO! Because after my drowning, my mama would ask "What was that fool doing in the water in the first place?"
ROLLERBLADING/SKATING?: NO! Unless they come with training wheels with ABS brakes!
CANDLELIGHT DINNER?: NO! What if its "hate at first sight"! I'm not good at food fights! Lets keep it simple. Drinks are OK!
BUNGEE JUMPING/SKY DIVING?: NO! I would rather you get to know me ALIVE than sh*t-scared and almost DEAD.
GO SEE A MOVIE?: NO! Because its NOT possible to see a black guy in the dark let alone "get-to-know" him.

OK. OK. I'm kidding for the most part. I am game for almost anything legal....and preferably on solid ground

I'm always open to ideas and suggestions. I think we should figure it out together. But any place that allows us to talk and learn more about each other sounds good to me