For those of you who are curious to know if I possess more depth than my pictures would indicate, then you can rejoice and continue to read my brief and non-aggressive profile. I'm never bothered by a random message, and I'm friendly enough to answer everyone who takes the time to write.

As far as my musical preferences go, I tend to lean towards stuff that goes "beep" or "rah". I'm also a sucker for 80s stuff, 90s alternative, and turn-of-the-century indie rock. I love other things pertaining to pop-culture and multimedia. However, specific details will not be revealed on this page.

Hobbies? Dreams? Ideals? Actual interests? Loves? Just ask. I don't want an online profile to be a catalyst for something that robs me of my individuality.

I'm confident without being conceited. I've worked hard to sculpt myself into a respectable human being. I laugh to myself, because that may not be enough for some of you. Fortunately, I won't cry myself to sleep in a Strawberry Shortcake pillow based on your judgment (or lack thereof). I'm also under the impression that this makes me the exception here, rather than the rule.

One thing that I must credit this site for (aside from the fact that I've been lucky enough to meet some decent people since my discovery); Some of the profiles that I read are absolutely compelling. A few of them give me the impression that there are actually people on here who are truly genuine/lively, and want something with substance (regardless of whether or not they're able to recognize it in the form of another person). Other profiles are like car crashes in literary formats. I hold myself accountable for my actions. If you're a constant whiner who thrives on drama as if it's replacing the essentials provided by the oxygen that we inhale, then leave me alone. I'd rather have a tree from The Evil Dead give me a colonic than deal with pretentious people who don't have a sense of humor or a rational perspective.

As a professional, I make sure that each pack of college/wide ruled paper has the exact amount of sheets in a bundle that the plastic wrap indicates by individually counting each piece. And I admire Jean Claude Van Damme as a serious dramatic actor.

With all of that being said, I'm not a jerk. I'm just aware of how things work. I'm also an impromptu poet based on the first two sentences in this paragraph.

I'll have you channel your inner geek. We'll have to do something that's slightly humbling. If you're cool with the results, then consider the "date" as your initiation into the best club ever! I can finally break out my pinata and a funny metal rod that I found in some random part of the desert!

Be yourself. Two people who like each other should be able to successfully incorporate one another into their respective schemes.

Sincerely,
Steve Guttenberg's illegitimate offspring XOXO