It is time to have fun. Let's go do something fun. Let's enjoy the discovery of getting to know each other. I'm real. You be too.
I am a giver. I am loyal. I have never cheated.
I believe in the Golden Rule. (not the one about he who has the gold...)
Not afraid of the M word.
Kids and pets love me. You will too.
Pets are not kids.
If you have never been married or have not had kids for other than medical reasons, I will scrutinize you very carefully.
Online dating is kind of like musical chairs, only they keep adding chairs.
What this means is that as we age, if your main selling point for being with any guy is your looks or anything else superficial, you are promoting a depreciating and transitory asset. Like closing time at any bar these things are also time subjective. Love is enduring. Love goes deeper and takes longer to develop. I think it is worth looking deeper. True lovers sacrifices self for others. I am a true lover of others and I love myself.

I realize that most folks in our age bracket fall into four categories:
1) Psycho
2) Psycho magnet with a bad picker.
3) Widowed
4) Rare Gem
I can deal with category two. Prefer category three or four.
If you are psycho, I know it is hard for you to self diagnose, especially if you are a narcissist. But, I figure it out rather quickly now. Thanks GOD!
I spent much of my life as a category two, but now I humbly believe I am a category four.
I like all music. Rap is not music.
I have a tee vee, but I haven't turned it on in months. Not much of a couch tater.
I am a great listener. Tell me your story.
I won't try to change who you are, control you or be possessive. I require the same.
I am not a prince and I don't want to be with a princess. I am however a gentleman. You be a lady.
I didn't vote for socialism and neither did you if you want to be with me.
I am a patriot and I believe the founding fathers of this country were brilliant.
If you are an evolutionist and a vegetarian, your belief system is at odds with your nature. Force a vegan diet on your cat and see how that goes.

Relationships are voluntary.
I probably won't volunteer for a relationship with you if you do not have at least three long term same sex friends and one opposite sex friend that are not co workers or relatives. Pets and kids don't count.

Even though I am wearing green, I am not Gumby dammit!

It really doesn't matter what we do, what matters is you. First meeting won't be a date, but rather coffee or drink at a public place.
Oh, women is plural. If you refer to your self in the plural, it is really annoying even if you are able to multitask and are blond.