This is really hard to describe myself since I'm extremely laid back. I really only have two passions in my life. Bengals and Notre Dame football. I think I missed my calling to be a football coach. Oh well, too late now.

Other than that I can usually have a good time doing whatever. I can have fun going to a bar, grabbing beer, peanuts, and dinner at the Silver Spring House, bowling, going to the museum center, or renting a movie and staying home. I'm easy. If you get me drunk enough I can even do the white boy shuffle on the dance floor. But trust me, you don't want to see the white boy shuffle.

I don't lie, cheat or play games. My whole goal on this site is to find someone to settle down with. Maybe that's you, maybe it's not, but it's worth sending an email to try and find out isn't it?

I'm going to be totally honest here and I know it's going to make me sound like a total douche. I'm really only attracted to women with a slim, athletic or average body type. I know, I know, total douche right? I feel terrible even writing it. I'm sorry, but that's how my brain is programmed and I can't help it. I'm just not attracted to bigger women.

Other than being a shallow**** I'm actually a pretty cool guy. So, hopefully you can look past that and give me a shot anyway.

Rob a liquor store, get drunk and have wild crazy monkey sex on top of the Carew Tower. Or grab drinks at a local bar. Whichever you prefer