I put together this list of my likes, dislikes and other stuff about me. I hope you make it to the end.

I'm 41 years old.
I am divorced: ALL the way divorced.
I laugh a lot... Making people laugh is a like a hobby to me.
I have no opinion about my ass
I ran in the St. Pat's run once and had a great time.
If you have a tight ass, I think I saw you there.
I'd say my body and looks are average, but I'm working on it.
I'd say my sarcasm is above average and I refuse to work on it.
I am a rare breed: a male clothes horse. I try and try to wear everything I buy, but alas, I end up making quarterly visits to the salvation army.
I workout about every other day.
There are few foods I won't eat.
I can set the clock on my VCR.
I am a good driver and practice my cursing diligently.
Texting is my religion.
I had a beard for 12 years and shaved it on a whim. I never grew it back.
I will take just about any bet for fun.
I only play the lottery when it exceeds $150 million. (that's a lie, I never play the lottery)
I believe any sandwich is better with the bread toasted. There is a PB&J exception.
I believe in Bigfoot, but not the Loch Ness Monster or Rosie O'Donnell.
I do not have a home phone.
I own a robotic vacuum and a robotic mop.
I am tattoo-less, but am not sure why.
I used to own a log cabin on a pond.
Gadgets are my "fall-back" religion.
I like to target shoot, but don't like to hunt.
I am without gold teeth.
I don't care if I don't get the last word.
When I drink too much I get sleepy and amorous.
I have all my teeth and a good portion of my hair.
I like very intelligent women... a lot
The three sexiest things about a woman are her eyes, smile and sense of humor.
I will massage your feet if asked, but probably won't like it.
When I get confused or upset, I often write bad poetry about it that I never let anyone read.
I love trivia; primarily useless knowledge.
I am a jokester, but I never want to offend. It's all in good fun.
I shop on line and love a great bargain.
I own a lot of shoes, but few ties and no suspenders.
I love my girls (5 and 10)
I strive to be like my father.
I always have money at the end of the month, if you include the change I find in the couch.
I like to vacuum. I don't like to dust.
I infrequently drink caffeine but I love coffee.
Budweiser Select gives me an inappropriate amount of gas. Bud Light does not.
The bone-in ribeye is my favorite steak.
I am neatly dressed and bath frequently
I could break out into song at anytime. It may not even be a song I like. This annoys many and is enjoyed by few.
I like Broadway musicals, but am not gay.
That bell ringer in front of Wal-Mart around Christmas annoys me, but I almost always put money in the bucket.
I support myself (err, financially I mean).
My career is important to me.
I call my girls often when they are at their mother's house.
I am sure of what I think I know.
I floss and don't care who knows it.
I think the TV show "American Dad" is funny and am slightly concerned who knows it.
I pay Charter Cable so much money I am on their Christmas list.
I regret I never saw the Grateful Dead in concert.
I regret I saw Billy Idol in concert.
I sometimes read the last page of a book in advance.
I floated the Ocoee River once.
I only went skiing one time. I ended up in an ambulance. I would do it again (not the ambulance... the skiing)
Update: I went skiing again.... no ambulance this time!!!
I love dogs and tolerate cats.
I believe that a fish is not a pet.

Let me know what you think.

Hope 2 hear from you. (Is is totally cute that I replaced "to" with the number "2"? I just made that up on the spot. I hope it catches on.

Mike

Hmmm...
Let's play it by ear, ok?