Me: Have all my teeth. Normal but not average, smart but understand there is always someone smarter. Wear 100% cotton shirts. No "man jewelry" aka pinky rings and gold bracelets. Can easily reach the top shelves at supermarkets. Speak with my parents and brothers weekly or just for the hell of it. No allergies or -obias. Like being active but can appreciate a couch potato evening. Have a motorcycle license but have not advanced past a Vespa 200. Know how to use a hammer and level and fix leaky faucets. Resourceful and creative. Can keep a tune but just learning to play the guitar. Dance at weddings and bar-mitzvahs. Sensitive and sincere.

You: (In no particular order) Eat with your mouth closed. Understands less is more. Gets my jokes and makes me laugh too. Doesn't try to be a mind reader and does not expect me to be one. Can go an entire weekend without makeup, or just little in the evening (and just for me ;-) ). Knows how to accessorize so can pack lightly. Thoughtful and appreciates thoughtfulness. Mutually sexy. (re: kids, please have some at home or considering....)

Perfect first date? Nothing gets spilled.