Right off the bat I can promise you that I am the funnest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. My passion in life is to make people happy through laughter. Laughing makes all aches and pains go away. Other than that I love to work out and exercise, go out with friends, cook all kinds of things, go to the movies, quote movies (if you can keep up with my movie quotes you automatically rock). I'm open to pretty much everything (except drugs). I was in the Army for 7 years and I was discharged (honorably) as a Sergeant (E-5). Some of my political views have changed a tad from my deployment overseas. I currently have an excellent stable career and my own apartment with just me and my little dog (the Boston Terrior in the pic...that's Max).

Lemme describe myself:
I am 6' 5" and about 240lbs and I am in very good shape (mostly because my job requires it) with 6 tattoos. I am Sicilian/Italian and I am originally from New Jersey. I Bic my head everyday and have brown eyes. I will put it to you this way...my nickname at work is "Bull." If you have ever seen the old TV show Night Court then you know what I am talking about. I pretty much fit the description for "tall dark & Handsome". I am a gentleman, I believe in chivalry, and I treat women with respect.

My personality:
I'm a big kid at heart, and I've always been that way. Life is too short to be all serious all the time, but I am an adult and mature when the time calls for it. Popeye had a great philosophy, "I am who I am." That's 100% true. I'm Mike and I am just me and if you don't like it...well you just suck. Take the time to get to know me. I am the easiest person on the planet to get along with. I absolutely love to do impersonations. I can do an impersonation of Robert from Everyone Loves Raymond, Stuart from Mad TV, Arnold, Chewbacca, Yoda, Sean Connery, and all kinds of accents. There's a lot more I just can't remember...those are my best tho.

What I'm looking for:

-Trust
-Honesty
-Integrity...trust, integrity, and honesty are the most important things to me. If I can not trust you then it will never work. It does not matter how beautiful you are.
-Tall or short it doesn't matter
-A nice sexy body
-I like dark hair, dark skin, and dark eyes but its not that big of a deal
-A good sense of humor
-Someone that can carry a conversation
-A good friendship first, then let things progress naturally (ya can't force it if it ain't there)
-Someone I'm attracted to
-Someone that appreciates what I do for a living (read above, and put 2 and 2 together)
-Someone that just texts/calls me outta nowhere to say hello
-Someone that gives me the "warm fuzzies"
-Someone who is sweet and caring
-The kind of girl you bring home to mom and dad
-Someone who lives somewhat close to me (within 30 minutes)


What I'm not looking for:

-Liars
-Cheaters
-Excessive party girls (some is ok, but when you're ass is dancing on bar tops that's a giant turn off for me)
-Skanks
-Women old enough to be my mom. Cougars are cool and all, but lets be serious here...if you're over 45 then it's just creepy.
-Drug users


What really irritates me:

-Lip smackers!!! I hate when people can't chew their food/gum/whatever quietly. -People who don't text back or say "I never got the message." With modern technology these days, that right there is a big bag of bullshit. I know you got it.
-Being the "Back up guy" when the guy you really like isn't around that day.
-When someone starts up a conversation with you and then you never hear from them again.
-When you put up a picture with you and a bunch of your friends in it. Yea, that's great and all, but which one are you???

My standards may seem high, but it's nothing too unreasonable. It's what I want and I'm not going to settle of anything less.