NO MATTER WHAT I PUT IN HERE YOU ALREADY JUDGED ME ON MY PICTURES





I'll forget your name in the first 5 minutes not cause I can't remember its cause I don't care.
I drive a truck yeah thats hot untill you see it.
I like to pick up my date's on my bike a peddle bike with a basket you can fit in.
Im cool cause I drink WAY more then I should.
I would live with mom if I knew where she ran off too.
I like long walks if they only last a few minutes.
I cook but nothing you would probably eat.
I do shower but to lazy to use soap and shampoo
If I was not born a guy I would of had nothing to play with
I have a job i'm a can collector if i'm not there first i'm out of luck
I have friends but I can only see them. We usually talk at nigth.
I try to read but Dr.Suss makes it hard for me.
I'm good at conversations but only if there about me and not you.
I like my family but if you ask them they don't know me WEIRD EH.
I smoke at times, but people don't throw butts down too often for me to pick up.
I move alot, depends on the sun and what corner of the street it hits.
I get a new T-shirt about once a week, depends on the case of beer there in.
I'm a very good dance but only when I watch me do it.
I have not lost my verginity yet if there are any takes feel free to ask.
I never had a girlfriend unless my blow up doll counts?
I never had sex because Im not sure where to start only if you came with instructions but they may not help since I cant read.




There are plenty of good qualities listed but I do have more if you think I am a good catch and want to know more send me a message and we can chat.
Hope to hear from you soon

I say a nice bike ride down the Bow river as I double you in my basket.