Don't leave your # when you first contact me... it's weird. How do you know I won't write it in every bathroom stall I come across? Or give it out to random people... actually sounds like fun. Never mind, feel free to continue leaving your #'s.

Moving on...


I'm random, politically INcorrect, jaded and sarcastic, it works for me.
I can run in heels, but prefer to walk in sneakers. I say sangwich, curse more than I should and I HATE the cold. I'm a very loving caring person, just not to everyone. B*tch? Noooo, well sometimes. I'm quite the lovable b*tch though, promise.

Keep the flowers, I don't like them, but a Snicker bar would be wonderful.

I LOVE to laugh, at anything at anytime. Including myself.

2 tattoos, 3 piercings and counting. I LOVE TARGET & IKEA... you have no idea.

Ben & Jerry's, pysch thrillers, watermelon (lmfao), video games, my new cell (OMG she is hot, her name is Laila), sleeping, laughing, long showers, movie night, Cold Stone, night time, summertime, anything with compartments, eating what I want when I want (fat girl in a skinny girl's body), random dancing, colorful socks, accents, breakfast for dinner (IHOP is my temple), people watching...

How about I touch on how I like to spend my free time...

Running around the streets of NYC without a destination, observing others, each other, random street performers and squirrel fights. Going to MOMA or MoSex, f*ck it, both.