Every dog has his day, and a good dog just might have two...

I'm sorry but I'm not going to list anything run of the mill here. If you want to know what job I have/where I live, etc, well, sorry, I don't think that's as crucial as personality.

What am I like? I honestly have no idea. I'll instead tell you what my friends say:

"Tim's a very energetic guy. The kind of bloke who gets up for work with a smile on his face, goes to the gym at lunch, plays squash after work, takes a girl to an exhibiton then hits the bar with his mates. Hectic, but great fun." Adrian, 23.

"What I would say about Tim is this: he's always doing a billion things. It's like, 'Hi Tim, how's it going?' And he'll be, 'Great, just finished my Spanish class, now I'm off to this Ancient China exhibit at the British Museum, I was thinking afterwards we should grab a coffee in this funky new bar, what do you say?'" Andrew, 25.

"Tim's an ***hole." Anonymous ex-girlfriend. On second thoughts, maybe I shouldn't have printed that one...

OK, right, I would NEVER take a girl to dinner/pub etc for a first date. I think the idea of meeting someone for a dinner that could last maybe three hours, and you find out after five minutes that you don't connect, is a really scary prospect. Plus it's too formal. Right now, for a first date, I'd take my date to Friday Night Late at the Natural History Museum. They close the museum at 6.30pm, but keep the main hall open, convert it into a tapas/wine bar, and you can stroll round looking at all the massive canvases for Photographer of the Year. Not too romantic, original, a little bit different, but also very cool.