I'm seriously a huge goofball, and I need someone who's as much of a goofball as me. The most important thing I'm looking for is someone that can make me laugh. If you're Mr. Serious...take a hike.
I enjoy a good adventure! Aimless driving around with friends is a favorite past time.
Much like Cartman, I do what I want. Whether it's taking an entire day to watch reruns of my favorite shows or getting into a cage and going into shark infested waters. (the shark adventure thing is totally on my bucket list. And would probably be the highlight of my life.) Hell, forget the cage.

I find it hilarious when dudes message me and attach photos of them with chicks hanging all over them. THAT is what the ladies love to see, right? Keep up the good work, boys. Oh, and your bod shots in the bathroom mirror do nothing for me. Try having a personality.

I probably won't respond to your message unless it wows me. I'm not being a "brat" or stuck up, I just so happen to know what I want and I won't settle. The "hey wut up girl" just doesn't do it for me.

The more I read about coffee dates, the more boring it becomes. Lets go to an amusement park so I can see you scream. Having fun kind of breaks the tension and allows you to be yourself.