Life's little surprises, and my lack of desire to live in a cardboard box, have forced me to become the responsible, tax paying, career-minded, working slave to the system that I tried to avoid being throughout my college career. I know that sounds pessimistic but I'm actually happy with my life and career (I use that term loosely). I love pretty much any social gathering or excuse to party. I love sports, happy hour, cookouts, camping, live music, wine festivals, and flirtatious witty banter.