Well I am short, fat, bald, middle aged, lives in moms basesment, currently "between jobs", 2 pack a day habit, walks with a limp, drunken womanizer, patch on left eye & have a gambling addiction.

I long for the day when I can say, "Remember back in 2009 when you had to be undrunk to go to work? Man...I'm glad that crap is over."

Well maybee not all of that is true.

I guess here is the part where I am supposed to charm & woo you with my snarky comments, wit and charm.

Well you got past my picture, so I cant be that hard to look at.
I am a good guy looking for a good gal.
I open doors for ladies because my father taught me to do so.

I have no idea who the perfect girl for me is or who I would be perfect for, if I did I would have figured it out in the last 40 some years.

I think if we both think we are kinda cute, we go meet for drink somewhere & see if we connect or drive each other nuts.

Somewhere with a jukebox ( your selections are kinda a strange window to your soul I have found!).

If you want to know a little about me, use the internet to find a song by E G Kight called "Sugar". The song makes me melt.

I think we sometimes over analize things. It can't be that hard right?

So if you would like to take a gamble on a good guy, "tell me something good", wink, message or whatever we are supposed to do on here at me & lets see where it goes!

Just meet for a drink & go from there.