10 Reasons why I’m single…

1. I’m muscular - Women get intimidated because I have a bigger chest than they do.
2. I’m a Personal Trainer - Women think that I’m having sex with my clients.
3. I’m EXTREMELY intelligent - Women don’t like to feel inferior.
4. I’m an Artist - Women must think that I draw naked women all day.
5. I build computers - Women think that I build computers to surf porn sites.
6. I’m a SUPER NERD - Women think that a pocket protector is a chick magnet.
7. I constantly teach myself new skills - Women must think that I have no time for them.
8. I like to cook - Women think that I use the “I can cook” line to pick up other women.
9. I’m faithful - Women always think that I’m lying.
10. I’m available - Women think that I’m a player and keeping my options open.

Yeah… I know… I must be a horrible, horrible, horrible man.


About Me:

I’m an exotic dancer for the “BLIND”. Since they can’t see… I wear a headband, wristbands and a belt with bells on them so they can hear me shake my money maker LOL. Even though my clients are blind… don’t be fooled... this is a very DANGEROUS occupation. Since blind people can’t tell the difference between 1,5,10,20,50 and 100 dollar bills… they’re forced to throw coins on stage. Believe me… this was very painful. It caused many cuts, bruises and many other injuries. Because of this… they changed the rules for the club. No Bills and No throwing coins. Now they have to “GIVE” the coins to the dancers. Ummmmmm… PLEASE don’t ask where they put the coins LOL. Now I’m retired. To this day, I can’t “SIT DOWN” without having “PAINFUL” flashbacks LOL.


Well... If you’ve read my 10 Reasons and you’re willing to accept all of these horrible qualities that have kept me single for so long and you want to chat to get to know me better… then just send me a message.

YES… it’s that easy.
Try it and you’ll see for yourself.

(NOTE: Although I may have viewed your profile and didn’t contact you… that didn’t mean that I wasn’t interested. I don’t initiate first contact because women don't reply. So if you want to chat, make each other laugh, have questions or comments... then send me a message)

What do you have to lose?
“ALL” messages will get a reply.